Now that you’ve changed who you are morally and physically to fit my standards… you’re the one that I want, ooh ooh ooh, honey.
There’s no such thing as too much gratitude. Because the more of it you express, the more reasons you’ll be given to express it. So, what are you grateful for? I’m taking time to reflect on all of the blessings I have in my life. That even includes moments of fear, grief, and moments of “complication” because those moments in life hold potential to teach us and transform us into the person we’re supposed to be in the perfect given moments. Whatever happens, know the Universe has your back. Love is all around you. Love is in the giggles of a five year old ruing around park. Love is in the parent who helps pick them up when they scrape their knee. Love is in the song of the birds that dance in the dusty sunlight. Love is in the woolen ebony sky that keeps watch of us every night. Love courses through our bloodstream. Love is what we’re born with. Love is the essential reality and our purpose on earth. To be consciously aware of it, to experience love in ourselves and others, is the meaning of life. #countyourblessings #thoughts #love #weareone #coexist #happiness #positivity #motivational #inspirational #beautifulday #albuquerque #personal #beautifulday #beautifulmind #gratitude #grateful #universe #spirituality #om #namaste
drive thru employees
they are sick of your nonsense
I lost my fucking shit at the fish and scared the shit out of my cat!! I am crying!!
are you kidding me things like are a very welcome relief to an otherwise boring shift of doing repetitive work
Remember Champ, the happiest dog in the world? His owner, Candice Sedighan, just shared with us a new series of photos she’s taken of the adorable dog and his new found friends. Recently, Candice ran into a man who was holding chicks in a box. “He asked me if I think any factories would want them, but I offered to take them instead so I could find them a safer home. I bought all the necessary supplies to keep them comfortable and healthy for a few days, and will be donating them to a local college’s teaching farm.” See more photos of Champ and his adventures via Instagram.
”[..] and then she came in, and it was like diving into white-water rapids and having no desire to hang on to the side. Throughout shooting, it was wild and exciting. I couldn’t help but try to stay with her, keep pace with her, and not let her get away.”
this is the best thing in the entire world
she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts
she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention.
That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.
Ease up there, Satan.
Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER
Pocket Printer by Zuta Labs
Not only a portable design, but able to print on any size page.
it finally feels like 2014
Every once in a while there’s an invention you never knew you always needed.
Now you can type up your paper last minute and your teachers will never know!
|Dad:||hey I'm gonna go grocery shopping do you need anything?|
|Me:||contemplates wether or not I should ask him to get me pads since I need them desperately|
|Dad:||anything at all?|
|Me:||uh... Yeah.... Can you get me some pads|
|Me:||Are you serious? Wouldn't you be embarrassed?|
|Dad:||Natalie, I'm a 56 year old man who has been buying pads for your mother for over 20 years. No I'm not embarrassed.|
|Me:||But I thought guys get squirmish when we ask them to buy this stuff for us|
|Dad:||boys are squirmish. Men will step out and buy you as many pads and tampons as you need. A man will understand that you cannot control your cycle and that this is a natural bodily process. So, if you ever find a guy who's too embarrassed to buy you pad just bleed on everything he owns.|